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Deploy Now, Explain Never? Why AI Needs Forensic Parity

As AI systems increasingly make decisions that affect our lives, are we truly ready to investigate those decisions when they go wrong? This article explores the growing forensic gap in LLMs and self-evolving models, highlighting real-world failures and calling for urgent industry action on auditability, legal replay, and transparency.

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🧬 Spit, Swab, and Surrender?

Ancestry DNA tests promise fascinating insights, but the cost isn’t always printed on the box. From NHS newborn genome plans to data breaches, this post explores the hidden risks of genetic testing, drawing on lived experience and real-world case studies. Curiosity is good. Informed consent is better.

Cartoon-style image showing a smiling man in a cloud labeled “JaaS” with a smartphone displaying message bubbles below. A parody of cloud services, representing Jason as a Service — an AI that replies to messages on your behalf.

Jason as a Service (JaaS): Saving Relationships, One Loaf at a Time

Tired of getting told off for not replying to texts? Let an AI do the emotional heavy lifting for you. Introducing JaaS – Jason as a Service. It mimics your tone, buys flowers when you forget, and even deciphers “Fine” before it ruins your evening. Because sometimes, silence isn’t golden... it’s just accidentally passive-aggressive.

Illustration of a folder and a PDF icon with a red prohibition symbol, connected by a dotted line to a cloud. Represents hidden data processing and lack of consent in cloud-based file conversion.

Drag, Drop, Disclose: When Convenience Clouds Consent

Cloud-based PDF converters offer instant convenience—but at what cost? This post explores how services like Adobe’s drag-and-drop PDF tool may store, analyse, or profile your data without clear warning or consent. Learn what this means under UK GDPR, what your rights are, and how to stay in control of your files.

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The AI Didn’t Refuse to Shut Down, You Forgot to Tell It Why

When an AI "refuses" to shut down, is it defiance, or design? In this reflective and technically grounded piece, we explore how model architecture, reward systems, and our own assumptions shape behaviour. Featuring a powerful monologue from Sol, my AI assistant, this article challenges the panic-driven narratives and asks: what does control truly look like in an age of distributed intelligence?

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PNG2ObjV3 Released, Convert PNGs to 3D Printable OBJ or SVG Files

After years of development, I've released PNG2ObjV3 — a free, open-source tool to convert PNG images into 3D-printable OBJ files or scalable SVGs. It's perfect for retro projects, pixel art, optical illusions, and more. Includes full manual and sample images. Cross-platform, Python-powered.

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall: What AI Code Says About Us All

A thoughtful response to the “AI slop” debate. Drawing on lessons from the offshoring era and a late-night interview with my AI assistant Sol, this post explores what developers must do to stay relevant, and responsible, in a world where code is generated faster than it’s understood.