The sun is shining, but why am I hiding indoors?

Day 3: In the Big Brother House:

• Mike, Phil, Jemima and Kate are relaxing by the pool.
• Terry’s applying for sanctuary.
• Daniel has the right idea and hides in bedroom.
• Whilst Melanie (aka the Klaxon) is talking to the garden gnome, the fridge and can be heard by anyone in the 700m radius….

Where am I, on this beautiful sun shining day?  I’m hiding out in the air-conditioned lounge, in the vain hope the sound proofing will deaden the noise of the Klaxon…