Alarm Clock Battle Royale…
I’ve had two weeks off work (annual leave) and basically since there’s no where to go and no where to go with I spent most of it asleep or extreme Xboxing with Call of Modern Black Ops Battlefield Royale 6 and a ton of batteries… But all dull things must come to an end and this morning its back to the fly wheel of a life of corporate servitude.
With it, comes the inevitable battle of wills with the alarm clock and snooze button, to paraphrase…
Alarm: Wake up!
Me: Bugger off…
Alarm: Come on Wake up…
Me: I have a poorly tummy…
Alarm: No you don’t, wake up!
Me: The kids hate me…
Alarm: You’re still going, now get up!
Me: But the Teachers pick on me…
Alarm: Get your sorry ass out of bed you have no choice… you’re the headmaster…
Ba dum Tishhh…. the old ones are the best…
Next up, Password Roulette… or can I remember any of my passwords?
You need the Wallace and Gromit way of getting up lol
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Now that would be something 🙂 The dress-o-matic 🙂
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