Breaking Diabetes
Breaking in a new Diabetes Nurse this morning, it’s bad enough getting out of my pit at this unholy hour to be there before 8am (when I should be Z’ing away).
In a Jack Bauer voice over styles…
The following took place between 8am and 9am…
Nurse: I’ve been reviewing your file, what do you think has been contributing to your blood glucose level results?
Me: Well apart from the two lots of surgery, pretty much been housebound for nearly 8 months with significantly reduced mobility, suffering stress and anxiety issues… Probably not?
Nurse: Stress and Anxiety? It’s called life get used to it.
Me: Well that’s ok then I feel loads better already. 
😁
Nurse: Before you go, do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?
Me: Coughs, Splutters, wasn’t expecting that… You have reviewed my file?
Nurse: Yes, Yes, we can offer you Viagra you know…
Me: 
😳 Why would I need Viagra? It’s not like there’s a purpose now? Maybe hang my xbox controller off it between games?
Nurse: Well that’s a discussion between you and your wife…
Me: 
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